Small, tight and hot

Yes, I saw Joaquin on Letterman last night. I didn’t even know he was the scheduled guest! Whoo hoo! Apparently he’s shooting a film where he plays a fireman. A fireman.
*moment*
And in his new movie, he’s a soldier. A soldier.
*moment*
Okay, I’m fine now. Although I sound like I’m about 14. I feel like I should [...]