Schadenfreude

Supposedly the FedEx folks “faked” delivering the package. The realtor said that FedEx claims they made a delivery attempt at 12:30 but she says she was in the office then and there was no attempt. Combined w/ the all-of-a-sudden “you have to get the paperwork I just got around to mailing you back to me [...]

We may be closing

Blogger has been down when I’ve been able to come and post. Blech.
So anyway…
All of a sudden our realtor calls us and says we have to have the closing papers in her office by yesterday. She didn’t even get them to us until last Saturday and Hawk worked Mon-Thurs from 7-7. So they spent a [...]

most of what I learned about sex I learned from “Three’s Company”

I wanted to say that the second crush I had was on Jack Tripper. The first was on Han Solo. Anyway…You know, most of what I learned about sex I learned from “Three’s Company.” I remember once on the show Chrissy had a friend who was a “call girl.” I asked my mom what that [...]

Buy me this

Want to buy a haunted house?
Elmhurst Mansion is haunted by Evelyn Nesbit, the model for the “Gibson Girl.” I know b/c the one and only time I was there, she touched me on the head. Sure, I was like 7 years old. But I didn’t know anything about the house b/c we were up from [...]

Breaking news

So if I’m lucky I get to check my e-mail once a day. Today I got two “breaking news” bulletins from ABC news (I subscribe). One was about the new Bin Laden tape. The other was, and I shit you not, “EXCLUSIVE: Woman Says J.Lo Will Marry At the Same Hotel as Her Daughter”
Damn! [...]