May 5, 2005...10:08 pm

Spielberg. Cruise. Snark.

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SPIEGEL (Online — a German magazine): Do you see it as your job to recruit new followers for Scientology?

Cruise: I’m a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It’s called Narconon.

SPIEGEL: That’s not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.

Cruise: You don’t understand what I am saying. It’s a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period.

SPIEGEL: With all due respect, we doubt that. Mr. Cruise, you made studio executives, for example from Paramount, tour Scientology’s “Celebrity Center” in Hollywood. Are you trying to extend Scientology’s influence in Hollywood?

Cruise: I just want to help people. I want everyone to do well.

3 Comments

  • He’s a robot, I tell ya. I keep expecting him to tear off his face a la the fembots in Austin Powers.

  • It’s all a front for being a big homo. You have to pay attention to his total bullshit that he often spouts (like this interview), or the fact that he breaks up with one beard, I mean “girlfriend”, because he “doesn’t have time to date,” then goes on to date someone else. Maybe that’s because he just needs a cover!

    Homo.

  • And I say that lovingly, being someone of a homo myself. I just love that word.

    Homo.

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