May 22, 2005...12:47 am
Unconscious mutterings
I don’t remember if I’ve ever posted one but I felt compelled this week
- Heimlich:: man-OO-ver.
“Hilda! Hilda ! Vake up!”“Vat is is Dr Heimlich?”
“Vy do you call me ‘Dr Heimlich?’ I am your husband for for fuck’s sake! Loosen up, don’t be so bloody Prussian.”
“All right. Vat is it Gunther?”
- Gesture:: man-OO-ver”How’s it coming along, Dr. Heimlich?”
“Well, not very well at the moment. It’s not really a maneuver at the moment. It’s more of a gesture.”
- Party:: horn
- Cuddle:: bug
- Room with a view:: pretentious
- Sebastian:: “What is it, Lieutenant Sebastian?”"It’s just the Rebels, sir. They’re here.”
“My God, man! Do they want tea?”
“No, I think they’re after something more than that, sir. I don’t know what it is, but they’ve brought a flag.”
- Ooooh:: aaah
- Sigh:: breathe
- Two fish, three fish:: blue fish, free fish
- Cake or death:: “Um cake please.”"Very well! Give him cake!”
“Oh, thanks very much. It’s very nice.”
“You! Cake or death?”
�Uh, cake for me, too, please.”
“Very well! Give him cake, too! We’re gonna run out of cake at this rate. You! Cake or death?”
“Uh, death, please. No, cake! Cake! Cake, sorry. Sorry…”
“You said death first, uh-uh, death first!”
“Well, I meant cake!”
“Oh, all right. You’re lucky I’m Church of England!” Cake or death?”
“Uh, cake please.”
“Well, we’re out of cake! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush. So what do you want?”
“Well, so my choice is ‘or death�? I�ll have the chicken then, please.”
Someone watched “D2K” while writing up the UC 
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