October 12, 2006

I friended a porn star and now I’m adored

So as you may know, I’ve come around on MySpace. I maintain that people over 30 who keep their full-time, all-inclusive blog on MySpace should flee from there. The software for the MySpace blogs is horrible. Moreover, very few people have a layout that doesn’t want to make you reach for a spoon with which [...]

October 12, 2006

iGod

Just chatting with God. You can do it here.
Me: um
God: Dude!
Me: wrong sex
God: OK. What should I have said?
Me: “Babe!”
God: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: woman
God: Me too. I am a she.
Me: I knew that.
God: how do you know?
Me: Because you are complex
God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that [...]

October 12, 2006

Milestone: first ER visit

I haven’t had the free time to note all the little things Holden has been up to. His two upper teeth have come through the gum, he pulls up all the time and likes to practice walking (high-stepping) and his latest word is “good.”
To make a terrible story short, Holden fell on Tuesday night and [...]

October 12, 2006

George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers

Full article. My favorite parts:
“I made it very clear how I wanted the Tigers to perform this postseason, and they failed on every level to produce the desired results,” Steinbrenner’s statement continued. “They had several opportunities to turn this series around, but they just went out there and played like they didn’t care whether the [...]

October 12, 2006

NaNoKindASorta

Well I actually signed up for NaNo*. I don’t intend to write a novel next month but I do intend to get more writing done. A woman working at our pediatrician’s office asked me what I write and I’m tired of saying, “Well lately I’ve just been editing and blogging.” So I said, “Fiction,” which [...]