Sometimes I crack my own shit up

I made a Project Runway video mash-up a couple of days ago & finally got the permalink. Enjoy (even if you didn’t watch, I think it’s funny out of context). My favorite part is the cut from Heidi to Jeffrey to Tim. Hee!
Our cable has been out since noon, including Internet access. So that sucked. [...]

Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.

Here are great ideas for ways to make your Halloween truly scary. Like having a clown in a van pass out candy.
There is nothing scarier than a clown in a van. Nothing. Not a darned thing is scarier than a clown in a van.
It just so happens that I own a van. It [...]

Recipes & ideas?

Here’s a query for all you entertaining sorts. We’re having a little family get-together on Saturday to celebrate Halloween (the party we were planning to go to was cancelled). I have lots of dessert ideas, some side dishes, etc. but I’m stuck on a main dish. It needs to be something I could serve as [...]