Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

So when I wasn’t out Christmas shopping for friends and loved ones today, I was reading news.
First there’s the story about the fartbomber on the plane. Apparently she took Stuart’s advice to Charlie and decided to “light a match” — repeatedly — to cover  up her fart smell.
Then, via the same site, there’s the guy [...]

And you want to be my latex salesman

Have you seen the “Lost Seinfeld episode” that National Lampoon put together? I forgot about the last scene.