Tom Brokaw, senselessly gay at the age of 66

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Tom Brokaw: All right. “Gerald Ford is dead today and I’m gay.” Now, wait a minute!

Voice of Producer: What? That’d be a huge story! Ford dying, and you coming out!

Tom Brokaw: But I’m not gay!

Voice of Producer: Today you’re not gay, you know.. but then one day you wake up, you like men and Gerald Ford dies and we’re screwed. Everyone’s hearing about it from Dan Rather.

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