This is why I love JT’s. They give you free Tootsie Pops w/ your orders, the product descriptions are clear and frank and they have a sense of humor (of course none of these links are safe for work or prudes):
Bunnies and duckies and vibes,
oh my!It’s that time again…Now through Sunday, April 8th, slip a few sultry goodies into your basket, and save a little cash for the nest egg during our Springtime Sale.
Craving something sweet? Perhaps the Chocolate Clone-A-Willy will satisfy you. And who needs jelly beans when you’ve got the Purple Jelly Double Penetrator by your side?
Hiding eggs takes on a whole new meaning with the Dual Contact Electro Egg, and when you’re done, store it all away in the handy Devine Toy Box.
Things with springs, from the Love Swing to the Panic Snap are also on sale, alongside an array of vibrating eggs, ducks and rabbits that will turn your spring fling into a regular thing.
As you know, I only blog about sex toys and my underwear. So enjoy.
2 Comments
March 15, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I’m too cheap to buy toys.
March 15, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I liked the angle of the advertising though. Rabbits, eggs, etc. Clever
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