Movie quotes meme a la Chez Piggyhawk

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Guess the movie. Here’s what’ll make this one different: provide another line that you like from the movie.

I’ll update the second version of this (after the break) with answers and the name/link of anyone (not just the first) who gets it right and gives me a quote from the same movie. This way if you want to play, you can read the quotes w/o seeing the answers. Then scroll past when you comment and C&P your answers. Or just answer what’s left. I hope these are diverse enough to entertain everyone and not too hard or too easy. Hawk had trouble getting some of them last night, including one from a movie he had just finished watching. Have fun

1. I got a permanent just for the occasion.

2. First he’s gonna shit. Then he’s gonna kill us.

3. I’m deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.

4. All right, well, quit that clutchin’ on me now and I’ll sing with you but you gotta quit clutchin’ on me.

5. O great and powerful Steve! What do you want?

6. Milking a yak isn’t exactly a picnic but once you pick the hairs out, it’s very nutritious.

7. The steel beast is dead peasants! I’ve set you all free!

8. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light.

9. We’ve met before, but something tells me you’re going to remember me this time.

10. I’m gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that’s it.

11. That’s what it’s called: Strawberry Cough.

12. It’s like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it’s not a game.

13. Shit. Oh hell, let’s just do what we always do: hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage.

14. Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

15. Be whatever you like; you’re my redhead.

16. Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can’t send help, send two more women!

17. How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

18. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?

19. I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now.

20. He called me up, and I said, “Sure I’d like a job. What does it mean? What do I do?” And he said, “Well, son, you won’t make much money, but you’ll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.”

21. I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist.

22. Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission… quest… thing.

23. Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.

24. I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you’re out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I’ll suspend ya.

25. I’m a boy. I’m a boy. I wish I were dead. I’m a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present?

26. Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

27. If she weighs the same as a duck… she’s made of wood.

28. Is this “The Battling Bickersons?” I love them.

29. I don’t set a fancy table but the kitchen’s awful homey.

30. I’m a Texas woman, which means I don’t need the help of a man to keep things running.

31. Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?

Here’s what we have so far (updated sporadically):

1. I got a permanent just for the occasion. The Wizard of Oz

• Venessa: Child, you’re talking to a man who’s laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe… I was petrified.

2. First he’s gonna shit. Then he’s gonna kill us. Fast Times At Ridgemont High

• Carly: “Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”

3. I’m deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest

• Heather: “Do you fear death, Mr. Turner?”

4. All right, well, quit that clutchin’ on me now and I’ll sing with you but you gotta quit clutchin’ on me. Walk The Line

• Paula: “Do you have a problem with the Air Force?” “No.” “Well, I do.”

5. O great and powerful Steve! What do you want? Over The Hedge

• ron: “Wanna help me find my nuts?” “Very tempting, Hammy.”

6. Milking a yak isn’t exactly a picnic but once you pick the hairs out, it’s very nutritious. Monsters Inc.

• Heather: “That’s a cute little dance you’re doing! It almost looks like you’ve gotta… oh.”

7. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I’ve set you all free!

8. I am but a shadowy reflection of you. It would take only a nudge to make you like me. To push you out of the light. Raiders of the Lost Ark

• SJ: “You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together. I’ve got nothing better to do.”
• Deoris: “It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.”

9. We’ve met before, but something tells me you’re going to remember me this time. American Beauty

• SJ: “I’m the best piece of ass in three states.”

10. I’m gonna sit across from her, chew my food with my mouth closed, laugh at her fucking jokes, and that’s it. Pulp Fiction

• Heather: “English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?”

11. That’s what it’s called: Strawberry Cough. Children of Men

• Heather: “Yeah, it’s a miracle, innit?”

12. It’s like playing a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it’s not a game. American Pie

• Venessa: ” What’s my name? Say my name, bitch!”

13. Shit. Oh hell, let’s just do what we always do: hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

• Heather: - “An evil petting zoo?”

14. Everything’s perfectly all right now. We’re fine. We’re all fine here now, thank you. How are you? Star Wars

• Heather: “Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don’t care what you smell!”

15. Be whatever you like; you’re my redhead.

16. Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can’t send help, send two more women!

17. “How shall we fuck off, O Lord?” Life of Brian

• Emma ” I’m not oppressin’ you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb. Where’s the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?”
• Venessa: #17: ” Have I got a big nose, Mum?” “Stop thinking about sex”
• Heather: “Fuck off! We’re the People’s Front of Judea!”

18. Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show? Blazing Saddles

• Venessa: Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.

19. I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now. The Incredibles

• Heather: “No, that’ll take me downtown!”

20. He called me up, and I said, “Sure I’d like a job. What does it mean? What do I do?” And he said, “Well, son, you won’t make much money, but you’ll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.”

21. I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending I don’t exist. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

• Heather: “You’d best hope I don’t put bars on your windows, Ronald Weasley!
• fredlet (via e-mail): “Mum! Mummy! Have you seen my jumper?” “Yes dear. Its on the cat.”

22. Anyways, you need people of intelligence on this sort of… mission… quest… thing. Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

• Heather: “If you want him, come and claim him!”

23. Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well. Bull Durham

• fredlet (via e-mail): “…and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.” “Oh my.”

24. I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you’re out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I’ll suspend ya. Slap Shot

• Nat

25. I’m a boy. I’m a boy. I wish I were dead. I’m a boy. Boy, oh boy, am I a boy. Now, what am I gonna do about my engagement present? Some Like It Hot

• fredlet: “But you don’t understand… I’m a MAN!” “Well nobody’s perfect.”
• Deoris: 25: Would you look at that? It’s like jello on springs.

26. Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks. Dr Strangelove

• Venesssa: Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room.

27. If she weighs the same as a duck… she’s made of wood. Monty Python and the Holy Grail

• Venessa: “Help, help, I’m bein’ repressed!”
• Heather: “Let us not go there. It is a silly place”

28. Is this “The Battling Bickersons?” I love them. M*A*S*H*

• fredlet (via e-mail): “Goddamn Army.”

29. I don’t set a fancy table but the kitchen’s awful homey. Psycho

• SJ: “She might have fooled me, but she didn’t fool my mother.”

30. I’m a Texas woman, which means I don’t need the help of a man to keep things running.

31. Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on? A League of Their Own

• Emma “There’s no crying in baseball.”
• Heather: “Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball!”

Full answers:

1. The Wizard of Oz
2. Fast Times At Ridgemont High
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
4. Walk the Line
5. Over The Hedge
6. Monsters Inc
7. Enchanted
8. Raiders of the Lost Ark
9. American Beauty
10. Pulp Fiction
11. Children of Men
12. American Pie
13. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
14. Star Wars
15. The Philadelphia Story
16. Duck Soup
17. Life of Brian
18. Blazing Saddles
19. The Incredibles
20. The Last Waltz
21. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
22. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
23. Bull Durham
24. Slap Shot
25. Some Like It Hot
26. Dr Strangelove
27. Monty Python & The Holy Grail
28. M*A*S*H*
29. Psycho
30. The Rookie
31. A League of Their Own

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