April 18, 2008...11:57 am

Jobu for President

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Nation agrees not to talk about politics

“There’s no point getting the country all riled up talking about politics, especially right before a big election like this,” 43-year-old Pittsburgh resident Eric Daniels said. “With terrorism and the economy and all these other problems on our minds, nobody wants to talk about which candidate can best restore faith in America both at home and abroad.”

“Baseball season just started,” Daniels added. “How about them Pirates?”

Opening of the season = the only time we talk about the Pirates.

Should I do the “he no help with curveball” speech again?

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