If only this had been out a few days ago, it would have been great for Sexography: The Ins and Outs of All-Over Shaving
There are lots of reasons people are obsessed with being well groomed below the belt. Fashions such as low-rise jeans, skimpy lingerie and teeny bikinis and Speedos practically demand it.
How fucking low are your low-rise jeans if you’re getting a Brazilian wax? Good god.
Then there’s a list of pros for going au naturel and going bare. One for pro-hair is “You love your body just the way it is.” So apparently if you trim or shave, you don’t love your body as it is.
My reaction is this: What the fuck is Fox News doing in my underwear? Of all news organizations that shouldn’t be nosing around my nether regions, I feel Fox is probably top of the list (and I say this as someone who has made two appearances — one via satellite and one via telephone — on national Fox broadcasts). Up next: an undercover investigation of my lingerie drawer.
There are some interesting-looking topics in the past Sexpert columns. Check it out, if you can stomach Fox News.
4 Comments
May 2, 2008 at 10:38 pm
I had to stop watching Fox News when they declared Bush the winner that (first) night. The night I started to suffer from my PTSD.
BTW, Did you see Crazazy Tom on Oprah? I heard about it and have Tivo’d it to watch tomorrow. If for nothing else but the train wreck-ability of it all.
May 2, 2008 at 11:29 pm
OK, so my super Republican friend from college sent me this link yesterday and said “Whoa, holy shit I can’t believe MY news channel is posting this. I’m really happy now.” So I think he wants Fox news in his nether regions. I don’t think I do…but nice to know they’re bushi…er branching out
May 3, 2008 at 11:37 am
I didn’t see Crazy Tom. I hear he had himself under control. Where’s the fun in that?
May 3, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Watched it. Meh. He was not as bad as Katie. Could she say “I love you” more in a 3 second period without him answering? I miss liking him though, he used to be cool.
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