Needles and pins

My friend B has invited me to a tattoo party.
You know, like Tupperware or home decor? Only it’s tattoos. It’s the guy who does all her ink coming to her house w/ his equipment and doing his thing all over the lovely ladies of Bumblefuck. Hrm. That sounds dirty.
I’ve never seriously thought about a tattoo. [...]

50 Greatest Commercial Parodies

Hey there,
This week Nerve is proud to present “The 50 Greatest Commercial Parodies of All Time.” Folks couldn’’t get enough of our last top-50 feature, “The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time,” so we took it a step further.
From “Buhweet Sings” and “Bass-o-Matic” to “Mom Jeans” and “Crystal Gravy,” we spent countless lunch hours [...]

Maybe I should have gotten the Supergirl outfit

… b/c I’m lawful good:
I Am A: Lawful Good Human Sorcerer (5th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength-12
Dexterity-15
Constitution-12
Intelligence-16
Wisdom-15
Charisma-16
Alignment:
Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and [...]