May 14, 2008...2:09 pm
When Febreze is not enough
This is most likely NSFW (language) but is definitely funny (video has to come at the end b/c WordPress is Fbar about embedding).
The site it came from is totally NSFW and might be offensive to some folks (to others: free bad pr0n!).
I got it from Kim, who claims she wasn’t always the kind of person who would share stuff like this. Since this is a valuable PSA, I thought it begged to be shared. I wish I knew this woman’s name. She deserves the shout-out.
But who hasn’t endured the “ass + perfume” scent of someone? And why does it happen so often in restaurants and grocery stores? What’s equally bad is the kelpy damp balls smell + Axe or Drakkar or whatever. B/c nothing hides that smell, boys. And ladies, smelling like baby powder one week a month isn’t fooling anyone. I worked with a girl who smelled like baby powder the same week our manager would get really pissy. Turns out she was fucking him. Who knew? Of course when I said that as her manager I couldn’t discipline her b/c she was involved in a “personal relationship” with my manager, I found out that the overall manager I was complaining to was also fucking the dude. And it smelled like ass and baby powder and mossy balls all over the damn place.
How in the world did I get onto that subject?
Anyway, PSA over. Return to life, citizens.
ETA: I can’t embed it at all. Here’s the video and if you don’t want to go to that NSFW site, go to Kim’s site.
5 Comments
May 14, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I laughed until I cried. That woman’s eyes at the very end of the video are just PRICELESS. I tried to find out her name and if she had a website, but ended up at the NSFW site. She definitely needs some kind of award for that PSA.
I worked with a woman once who always had a crotchle odor that was very unpleasant. Always. The entire office used to talk to her from about 20 paces.
May 14, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’m the “lurker” from Nova Scotia via your site ages ago through oh what the hell, I’m a lurker and couldn’t resist. Yes, ladies, wash yer ass and men, wash your seaweed balls.
May 14, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Well if a post about ass scent doesn’t get someone to delurk, I’m not sure what will
May 14, 2008 at 4:15 pm
You know what else is HORRIBLE? Mildewy clothing smell. Smells like stale urine. Oh gawd.
And guys that try to cover up the acrid onion smell of BO with cologne and deoderant. It’s so foul.
This woman is my new hero.
May 16, 2008 at 11:23 am
Hi there, thanks for the link up, and I’m glad you were inspired, as I was.
I think all of us have had a run in with the same kind of woman that drove that lady to video, I think it’s why we feel so much empathy for her, and you’re dead on with the mossy balls…
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