I never look back, darling. It distracts from The Now.

2008 July 1
by Stephanie

So we’re sitting in Pizza Hut last night and I look around the table and note to Hawk, “Check it out. Zoe’s wearing her Wall-E watch (free gift w/ ticket purchase), she’s playing with her talking Remy and Holden’s in an Incredibles t-shirt.”

Hawk picks up the toy phone Holden had been playing with and shows me Buzz Lightyear.

I say, “We’re the Pixar family table, I think.”

That makes me Elastigirl.

Helen: [sobbing] Now I’m losing him! What’ll I do? What’ll I do?
Edna: What are you talking about?
Helen: [stops crying] Huh?
Edna: [shouts] You are Elastigirl! My God…
[swatting Helen with a newspaper]
Edna: Pull-yourself-together! “What will you do?” Is this a question? You will show him that you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who *you* are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!
[normal voice]
Edna: And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 July 1

    You always make me laugh, dude. You wouldn’t believe how highly I prize that.

  2. 2008 July 1

    Taken as a great compliment. Thanks :)

  3. 2008 July 2
    motherofconfusion permalink

    LOL!!

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