Are you still trying to win?

So we took a little trip up to State College yesterday so Zoe could show Daddy this “Lulu Kitty” she wants Santa to bring her (our Target doesn’t carry it, even though they did until October b/c Zoe first saw it there). As we were driving from campus to Tarzhay, we passed a low rider. I read aloud what the owner had painted in the window:

“No fat chicks. Car will scrape.”

Then I added, “He doesn’t know what he’s missing. Fat girls give great head.*”

Without missing a beat, Hawk said, “They sure do.” *half a pause* “Oh shit.”

Laughter ensued.

Happy sexiversary, dear!

* link to Google search, probably NSFW; most search results are NSFW. Frankly I’m NSFW so…