Needles and pins

My friend B has invited me to a tattoo party.
You know, like Tupperware or home decor? Only it’s tattoos. It’s the guy who does all her ink coming to her house w/ his equipment and doing his thing all over the lovely ladies of Bumblefuck. Hrm. That sounds dirty.
I’ve never seriously thought about a tattoo. [...]

TV nation

We’re having a problems with our TV. You know, this behemoth that we bought b/c we knew we wouldn’t be going out to movies much for the next five years.
You can kind of see it in this shot of Holden watching the debate (as a rural white male, this is relevant to his interests). [...]

What kind of Bumblef*ckery…

I know I already have a “Bumblefuck” category but at the rate our news is going, I might need a whole Bumblefuck blog (story 1, story 2)
When fire ripped through a Johnstown apartment building last week, 14-year-old Dalton Felton was hailed as a hero for helping to evacuate residents. Now he is charged with setting [...]

Help a sister help a sister

Senator Clinton, mind if I call you Hillary or “Hillsie?” I didn’t think you’d mind b/c we’re Close Personal Friends, you and I. I still have the only People magazine I ever purchased and you’re on the cover (circa 1992, around the time of The Cookie Remark. Remember that?) I applied to (and was accepted [...]

Twirl

BFD has an interesting post up today that made me want to make up for not doing a Sexography entry yesterday (as you know, Tuesdays, we go out): You’re Fat, Ugly, Slutty And Dumb (And So Am I).
I’m not ugly or dumb but I’ll cop to slutty and fat on occasion. If you’re somewhat new [...]