Someone to blame

So I saw this headline atop my Gmail and I had to click it to see if a few things I suspected were in here: Help for Sex-Starved Wives.
Ah, I knew it was here and I didn’t have to read very far: when a woman gets married, she gets fat and when she gets fat, [...]

Twirl

BFD has an interesting post up today that made me want to make up for not doing a Sexography entry yesterday (as you know, Tuesdays, we go out): You’re Fat, Ugly, Slutty And Dumb (And So Am I).
I’m not ugly or dumb but I’ll cop to slutty and fat on occasion. If you’re somewhat new [...]

Spawn 2: The Padawan

Yes, we’re calling it “The Padawan.” B/c Hawk had Star Wars fever when I said, “What should we call it?” Zoe was called “Ziggy” a.k.a. “Ziggy the Zygote.” Ziggy’s “wombmate” was “Figgy the Fibroid.”
The Padawan also has a Figgy the Fibroid as a wombmate. B/c of this now 10cm fibroid, roughly the size of a [...]

If Bill says it, I’ll do it

Bill Clinton was known as a burger-guzzling Governor of Arkansas whose daily jog often took him straight to McDonald’s.
Mike Huckabee, his Republican successor, grew so fat that he once crushed an antique chair during a Cabinet meeting.
Now the two political heavyweights are teaming up to lead the fight against America’s epidemic of childhood obesity, which [...]