Needles and pins

My friend B has invited me to a tattoo party.
You know, like Tupperware or home decor? Only it’s tattoos. It’s the guy who does all her ink coming to her house w/ his equipment and doing his thing all over the lovely ladies of Bumblefuck. Hrm. That sounds dirty.
I’ve never seriously thought about a tattoo. [...]

We own the octopus

So I’m browsing at Amazon and I think of a review I wrote and I wonder if it’s gotten any votes at all b/c of what the product is (mini vibrating octopus). Normally, I care not about the Amazon reviews I write but it crossed my mind so I looked.
So anyway…
There was a related product: [...]