Fox News offers advice on netherhair removal

If only this had been out a few days ago, it would have been great for Sexography: The Ins and Outs of All-Over Shaving
There are lots of reasons people are obsessed with being well groomed below the belt. Fashions such as low-rise jeans, skimpy lingerie and teeny bikinis and Speedos practically demand it.
How fucking low [...]

Two Gs

When I was considering topics to write about for Sexography, I came upon the idea of two guys I went out with who kind of sum up the two kinds of guys I tended to find myself spending an evening with. One was all hands and jumping on me. The other, gay. At least I [...]

Someone to blame

So I saw this headline atop my Gmail and I had to click it to see if a few things I suspected were in here: Help for Sex-Starved Wives.
Ah, I knew it was here and I didn’t have to read very far: when a woman gets married, she gets fat and when she gets fat, [...]

“I’ve got guys, like, up my ass”

… so said the ho-bag behind Hawk at Max & Erma’s tonight.
She was very loud and very skanky and threw “like” into her sentences roughly every third word. I shit you not.
Hawk insists she was a “college kid” but he only heard her. I saw her. She was easily in her mid-twenties; she looked late-20s/early [...]